I baked a dozen cookies and I put them on a plate, and I set them out for Santa Claus, except for one I ate.…
Kenn Nesbitt is an American children's poet. On June 11, 2013 he was named Children's Poet Laureate by the Poetry Foundation. He is a writer of humorous poetry for children, including the books My Hippo Has the Hiccups and Revenge of the Lunch Ladies. Kenn Nesbitt has collaborated with poet Linda Knaus on one collection of Christmas poems entitled Santa Got Stuck in the Chimney and with children's musician Eric Herman on several CDs. His poems also appear in numerous anthologies of humorous children's poetry. Nesbitt's writing often includes imagery of outrageous happenings, before ending on a realistic note. Being children's poems, many make fun of school life. He was born on February 20, 1962 in Berkeley, California. He grew up in Fresno and San Diego, California, United States. He wrote his first children's poem, Scrawny Tawny Skinner, in 1994. Later, he wrote several more poems. In 1997, he decided to write his first poetry book, My Foot Fell Asleep, which was published in 1998. After that, he continued to author more poetry books. Kenn Nesbitt's poem "The Tale Of The Sun And The Moon", was used in the 2010 movie Life as We Know It (film). It was set to music by Eric Herman.)
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I started on my homework, but my pen ran out of ink… My hamster ate my homework… My computer's on the blink……
Mackenzie put a whoopie cushion on the teacher's chair. Makayla told the teacher that a bug was in her hair.…
Autumn is the time of year when changes start to happen here. The days grow short. It's cold outside. The birds fly south. The squirrels hide.…
Basketball's my favorite sport. I dribble up and down the court. The ball goes bouncing off my toes and beans the teacher on the nose.…
Benjamin plays bass guitar completely out of tune. Sarah sings while sucking from a helium balloon.…
A BB gun. A model plane. A basketball. A 'lectric train.…
Our substitute is strange because he looks a lot like Santa Claus. In fact, the moment he walked in we thought that he was Santa's twin.…
"Good morning, dear students," the principal said. "Please put down your pencils and go back to bed. Today we will spend the day playing outside, then take the whole school on a ca…
We're having a Halloween party at school. I'm dressed up like Dracula. Man, I look cool! I dyed my hair black, and I cut off my bangs. I'm wearing a cape and some fake plastic fang…
Hello, my name is Madison. I live on Lincoln Street. I'm in the state of Washington. I think that's pretty neat.…
Homework, I love you. I think that you're great. It's wonderful fun when you keep me up late. I think you're the best when I'm totally stressed, preparing and cramming all night fo…
I cooked my math book in a broth and stirred it to a steaming froth. I threw in papers—pencils, too— to make a pot of homework stew.…
Inside my lunch to my surprise a perfect heart-shaped love note lies.…
My computer ate my homework. Yes, it's troublesome, but true. Though it didn't gnaw or nibble and it didn't chomp or chew.…
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