Don't Mention It

When she leaves the lid off the toothpaste Don't mention it. Just put it back on and do that again and again until the toothpaste's gone. When she overcooks the steak, Don't mention it. When she undercooks the cake, Don't mention it. When she forgets to flush, When her lateness makes you rush, When her comments make you blush, Don't mention it. When she does something right, Tell her so. When she makes your day seem bright, Tell her so. When you always think about her, When you have no cause to doubt her, When you cannot live without her, Tell her so. If these comments you enjoy, And there are some you might employ To bring your wife more joy, You're welcome. Don't mention it.