The Nothing Sandwich

Years ago, when I was just a kid, I invented the Bread Sandwich. Only my creativity didn't stop there. Unrestrained, I also invented the Nothing Sandwich! Still not finished, I invented the Open-Faced Nothing Sandwich! How could I have done this at such a young age? Only a genius is capable of this, said my mother. Utterly ridiculous, said my older sister. Let's see how they taste, said my youngest brother. Duh, they taste like bread, said my other brother. Too many years have passed since that night. Not getting the patent was an oversight! Young and foolish was I, all right. Oh, to go back to those carefree days! Never to see more of this fog and haze, Evermore hearing my mother's praise!