The Streaker

‘Twas at the Southside Country Club one warm and sunny day and in the ladies' locker room that someone went astray. Three women sat there getting dressed when suddenly there was a naked man just running through which caused the gals to buzz. He had a sack upon his head; the rest of him was bare. His stuff was free for all to see who had assembled there. 'That's not MY husband! ' so declared the first gal of the three. 'You're right; it's not! ' the second said, who promptly did agree. The third gal thought, and started then her chin to softly rub. 'I'll have you know, that man is not a member of this club! '