First And Foremost

First and foremost... With pre-eminence to commence. I'd like to thank you, And your listening audience... For giving me this opportunity To provide clarification on the matter. With open and honest dialogue, About those issues we face as a great nation. When last I visited, I had stated 'this' was 'that' time. And without 'that' to advance... 'This' would not be an enhancement. Now... Let me explain my position. I am sitting comfortably! Am I not? Will you concur with me, Dirk! 'This is your host... Dirk Kincaid. And yes, It appears our guest... The honorable and nobel, Mr.Chick Crisp... Is, indeed, sitting quite comfortably' If I sat 'this' way... Would 'that' then be another position? 'I am not sure I follow.' Exactly! And I would not expect you to, either. Only a fool would confuse two separate positions, That are completely different ones... As debateable! And for eight years... Eight grueling years, I have stayed the course. I am not expecting everyone to agree. But 'this' is the position I have taken. And 'that'... As you can plainly see, Dirk Has to be our objective and main focus! 'Well, ladies and gentlemen... There you have it. And as always... We have been given the facts. Brilliantly stated. And clearly defined. Folks... We have witnessed One of today's most gifted statesmen of our time. We... And I speak collectively for all of us enthralled. We... Have been truly blessed by your presence.' I am the one deeply honored to have been invited!