For An Old Man

Why do I prefer to be direct, blatant in my remarks... And honest? It is fun for me to observe those deceitful, To find something I do to undermine. And when they can not find anything embarrassing... Since I do that myself with glee anyway, I love to hear the fresh rumors they create. They are more innovative than the ones I start, On myself. Just to see which ones, Keep those tongues wagging. Very few people know, I am devoted to writing. With a life that would bore Roosters in cock fight to sleep! Well... I exaggerate. But, I do live a life that is quiet. And I admit I do get excited when I hear, About that 'wild' life I'm living. It makes me smile when I realize... For an old man...in age. According to my great nieces... ('Gee Uncle Larry! You're 62? ? ? WOW') Although not in appearance! ~the older the berry, the sweeter the juice...remembered~(LOL) With gossipers I use to keep me popular! If they only knew, How clever my rumors are! And I have to spread at least one a month, On myself.