I'D Like To See What Makes You Qualified

I am glad you are here to discuss my qualifications. Now... If you don't mind. I'd like to see what makes you qualified, To discuss mine with a revealing of your evidence. And please... Spare me those explanations, About following your job description. Never once have I had a position... That did not take advantage of my abilities. Once I expressed my capabilities... That I needed not to embellish with exposed facts. And if you are reluctant I will understand. 'Are you seeking employment? Or do you want to run the place? ' I seek employment, Of course. However... To prove myself to be competent, Would offend too many people.