If I Can Not Fight With Pen

If I can not fight with pen, And motivate you to curtail your woes... And wickedness, Then by all means... Proceed with your thieving ways. If I can not convince... Then the power of my pen, Is meaningless! **LOL** 'Are you serious? Shakespeare... We are hoodlums, Crooks. Lowlife common thieves. What makes you believe, We do not enjoy this? Now... What I will recommend, Is that you step aside before we break your nose. With a 'Wherefore art thou, knockout! ' You got that? ' Hey... I just thought I'd try something fresh. You know... A different approach? To do as much as I can, To aid the end of the cycle of crime. 'Oh yeah? Well you came close to getting pistol whipped. Now get out of the way... With a good 'adieu' and safe passage.' You sound like you know a little bit about Shakespeare? 'Man, I've got a Doctorate degree from Harvard. And you've got a pen to try to convince me, Times have change! I know about that. Now scat... Unless you want to duel? ' **LOL** 'You with 'pen'? And me with... gun and bul-lays.' **LOL** 'Come on guys. Who knew this would turn out to be comedy night.' ~Did you see the ruffled shirt, And those knickers that guy was wearing? I know I shouldn't have smoked that joint.~ **LOL** 'Come on. Let's get out of here before the cops find us.'