It's A Great Profession

Once it has been discovered, Where narrow minds are bred... Why search for meaningful conversation. The search itself will be a clue. They are not accustomed to people speaking With them! Just about them! And the children will run... Once they see your lips moving, Without a cellphone attached! Plus... Your self confidence is sure to scream, 'Out-Of-Towner' You are certainly going to get some stares! These folks don't have identities one would suspect They should have! 'Oh? And who are you? ' I'm the chairman of the welcoming committee! I'm assigned to tell all new people the truth! They look at me in disbelief. Just like you're looking at me now. And out of curiousity, They become part of the population! And miraculously, it's booming here! It's unbelievable. 'You're nuts, you know that? ' I know! I've been told that for years! It's a great profession! But...you didn't hear that from me! Pretend you heard it for the first time... After you've been here for a while! I gotta good gig! I don' wanna spoil it!