Just Tell Me When You Are Ready

I know. I know. You have gone out of your way, To disrespect my efforts. With a discrediting of my abilities. And 'still' you feel you have failed. Come on! Pull yourself together. Would it help you at all, If I revealed I've been aware of this... From the very beginning. And I was trained to keep my eye, On people like you? 'You have? ' Yes, of course. Now... Here is what you do. Do you see those obstacles over there? 'Yes! ' I have yet to approach them. I will turn around and close my eyes. And you put them on my path! 'You promise not to look? ' Oh, I wont. I operate on faith alone! Go ahead. I'll count to ten! 1-2-3... 'Could you go a bit slower? ' Sure... No problem. Just tell me when you are ready. 'Okay. And don't peek.' Believe me... I wont!