Lonông Moan-Groanahs

You had requested, Something short and sweet. I am told I can leave a bitter aftertaste! Thick and long on sweat. And I do regret, I am not a teamplayer...yet! However, I know I can deliver... With a prolonged gratification. May I still have an application? Just in case the others disappoint. And my 'joint' you wish to inspect, For on location activities. As a prospective client... Of course. My aim is to thrill. And I am open to a six month trial. Just in case the others disappoint. And you'd like to see how things with me, Work out! 'Yes. And I thank you for that interview, Mister...? Meloner. Is it? ' No! Lonông Moan-Groanahs. 'Oh? Is that African? ' No. But I do enjoy mounting the Alps!