Oh...You'Ve Got Jokes Today, Huh?

Who 'is' you? 'No. It is who 'are' you.' 'Are' Is You? That doesn't make sense. 'No. No. No. Listen... 'Is' you is incorrect. 'Are' you is acceptable text.' I'm confused. So you isn't you at all? Although you 'are' but not 'is'? Why are you staring at me? 'I'm just thinking... WHO did you pay, To get your Master's Degree? ' Oh... You've got jokes today, Huh? 'I hope I don't come in contact with too many. And who is I? I'm interviewing future doctorate candidates.' Oh wow. Oh wow.. I just knows I qualify!