Please Consider Becoming Our Leader

Defiant. Nonconformist. Rebellious. Militant. Nationalistic. Irreverent. Blasphemous. Dysfunctional. And psychotic. With deviant ambitions! Plus you have the right touch of bigotry, Bordering on racism. 'Hey... Why don't you run for office. These things we already know about you. And... You are the only one left, Who can best represent us! We know you can be trusted. Because you lay it all out. There is nothing you are trying to hide. Plus you tell it like it is! And we've grown tired of trying to achieve beliefs... That are not who we are! Although... Some of us wish to maintain our pretensions. Please consider becoming our leader.'