Please Excuse Me While I Kick Myself

Please excuse me, While I kick myself... With a bit of bruising. Only I can do this. And I have proven it. You can choose to stand back and watch. Or assist if you wish! Please excuse me, While I kick myself... With a bit of bruising. I would not say it is enjoyed. Nor do I inflict the kicking, With a stiffer swiftness... I'm sure you would employ. But since I am doing it, Submit your suggestions... With multiple choices, As to why I have reasons to abuse myself... Where others find these 'areas' comfortably spreading. And I am not pleased to sit with ease. Please excuse me, While I kick myself... With a bit of bruising. I have discovered myself to be impatient. And if I inflict my own pain, The sensation of it keeps me motivated. Applied to re-energize, An acceptance I reject and despise. Upon the arrival of malaise. Many express with wishes to have stay.