Preparing My Next Smearing Campaign

What are you doing? 'Preparing my next smearing campaign.' Why? Against who or whom? 'Against myself. I've discovered if I initiate it, With a more active participation... The results are more immediate.' It makes no sense to offend yourself. 'I thought about that too. But if it is going to be done, Why should I pretend to be surprised by it? ' How long have you been doing this? Involved in your own character assassination? 'For as long as I have had a love for controversy. I've learned many years ago, People are intrigued with fresh gossip. That re-cycled stuff bores me to tears.'