Representatives From The Kingdom Of Crack

You have trespassed my property. And boldly stand in my backyard, With demands that I step down... From my position as Head of Household? Are you 'mad'? Insane? You obviously have toted on too much smoke! 'We have taken a consensus. And your neighbors have convinced us... You must step down immediately.' Who are you? Are you a citizen? Or a taxpayer? 'That is besides the point. We have elected ourselves, Representatives from the Kingdom of Crack.' Activate the electric fence! Release from their knitting dens, All their bitter ex-wives. 'You can not do this. We will not survive, The tormenting done by our ex-wives.' Precisely! You think I am without secret weapons? Entrap these crack addicts... Now!