Some Camels Have Two Humps And Others One

Why do some camels have two humps, And others one? 'That's a good question! Hmmm... To get to the other side perhaps? ' The other side of what? 'The other side of where they've been. To get from point A to B.' That makes no sense! 'And a camel with one hump, Makes this journey more cost effective? ' Well, That depends. 'On what? ' The number of mirages supporting an Oasis, One uncovers. 'You have a degree from Harvard. Don't you? ' Yes! How did you know that? 'Your reasoning... Though absolutely pointless, Has much flair. It fascinates.' That's quite nice of you to say. I think you are wise as well. 'Trust me... Wisdom has nothing to do with it! ' Doesn't that hump business depend, On whether the camel is Asian or African? 'You've got the degree. Not me! ' Obtaining a knowledge that is common. Or pertaining to one's comprehension and sensibility... Has very little to do with academic learning. 'No...way! You're kidding? '