Somewhere In The Beyond

I'm not going to be anyone's part-time anything! Today folks are nutts. They've allowed their children to be disrespectful and cuss. Demand attention with their ignorance. And I'm expected to condone this? Pretend it does not exist? As I'm being set up for someone's romantic tryst? And I'm told one is going to bring her husband... While the other wants her lover to film all of this? And if I want... I will get paid on the side? 'Dear Father can You hear me? I know this is a joke! And You are somewhere in the 'beyond'... Cracking up and splitting your sides! But if You can see my face, Dear Wonderful One... Not a smile do I make or can fake! ' Excuse me... You want me to do what? I only act nutts. But I do not need a date, With those who truly are! And besides... I am WELL into my...30's!