'Unconditional And Uninhibited Love'

What are you doing? When I invited you out for dinner... I did not expect this at all. 'You were the one to ask if I was uninhibited! ' I meant in private. When we are alone! Hurry up! Get dressed. This is embarrassing. You are an exhibitionist. 'What difference does that make? I told you I enjoy eating in the nude! So you want me to take the tassels off my breasts too? I thought you said you wanted to see me dance? ' Hurry up and get dressed. This whole thing has been a misunderstanding. Your ad said 'Unconditional and Uninhibited Love'. 'And... What is your point? I'm the one embarrassed. I should have questioned you 'before' accepting your invitation. You're the one who lied when you said I should be myself! Didn't I tell you, My honesty was rare? That I kept nothing covered? I was as naked to the truth as I can be? ' Yeah... But, People lie! And this is 'too' much honesty. I'm not ready for it. Hurry... Get dressed.