When I Had A Crush On You

When I had a crush on you, You acted as if I did not exist. You persisted to avoid my advances. Some of them were innocently delivered. When I had a crush on you. You wanted to play hard to get. At least that is how I interpreted it! As you intentionally flirted with others. When I had a crush on you... You toyed with my emotions. And put me through the best tests, I have ever yet from anyone else I've met. When I had a crush on you, The last thing I expected... Was to hear you say to me, 'I do'. And ever since marriage has happened to us... I find myself rushing to the door. After fussing and cussing in a rage, Pacing the floor. Wondering 'where' you kept your fangs, And 'how' did that monster I see now... Every other day, Manage to stay away from my view! When I had a crush on you!