Anything But That (After Meat Loaf, The Singer)

You're so beautiful, I want to fall in love with you But yr friends think I am a joke I see you laughing with them while enjoying a cigarette And knowing it's about me I walked away with a teardrop coming down my cheek You're so beautiful but you are really a jerk When you must hide from them to be kind You told me once that you liked my poetry And wanted me to write poems for yr girlfriend Sorry, I don't swing that way But if i did, still, I wouldn't want to do it I guess that's the way I found out poetry doesn't pay At any rate Even for love, I wouldn't do it