Hustler

He leans on a street post Waiting for a john But no one wants a good time He came to be actor All the way from the Mid-West With five hundred And a hundred cans Of Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup He thought it would be no time That he would be famous After audition after audition He ran out of both He got kicked out of the hotel room And realized this was the only job he could do Hustling under the lights of Broadway He'd gotten used to licking dick And occasionally gets beaten up But he rather continue like this Than being called a failture back home.