Norman Bates

You went into the bathroom in a flurry While I was taking a shower You had a banana and like Norman Bates, You faked a stabbing While singing the theme from Psycho I nearly had a heart attack But I realised you were pulling a prank I realy chuckled when you came in The shower fully clothed You gave a very sensual kiss I asked why you were getting wet In yr best shirt Anyway, you replied And dripping wet, you grabbed a beach towel I closed the stall door And continued to bathe As I was getting ready for the night's festivities For it was our anniversary And you said you said a surprise for me