Pavlov's Dog

I am sick of yr requests Cooking, cleaning and taking care of the kids You go to work in the morning Then come home expecting everything ready In the evening, you sit on yr butt Watching the Leafs lose again as you ask for another beer And I put up with it You don't care that I am tired of this life And would like to be someone creative When I ask if I can earn some money by starting a business You say NO! I want to explore my abilites, I explain Then, we get into a big rowdy discussion And I decide I have had enough Tell you I'm leaving for a while Then you produce a diamond bracelet and flowers And a date to paint the town red I come back with my tongue wagging Like Pavlov's Dog