The Live-In Housekeeper's Day Off

The scent of coffee from the gurgling machine Woke up this morning I was surprised that you knew how to operate it But the smell of burnt toast and bacon Made me wonder why you're up so early Because it wasn't my birthday or Christmas To let me sleep in Then, I heard the rattling of dishes coming up the stairs I was scared it was bad news Like my dog just died Or my services aren't needed anymore And that's why you made me breakfast But no, you and yr son wanted to say: we appreciate you And today, take the day off Go take this two hundred dollars get yr hair done No matter how weird you styled it Go to the AGO and look at the Warhols And relax, it's yr day I smiled as the tears of joy flowed down my cheek And ate the terrible breakfast with joy