A Little Comedy - The Runs

If you see me lying in the street, with a bottle of whiskey at my feet And you hear me mumbling under my breathe It is because my pants are wet. I had a case of the runs, and you know that is no fun. It is such a disgrace when you are covered from feet to waist. Therefore, I will lay here on the ground until by the police I am found. It is easier to say it happened when I was drunk Rather than hear all their junk. When I got home, I was surprised to see that there was a bath waiting for me. I took off my clothes and into the garbage it went As I sprayed it with “HEAVEN SENT “. I climbed into the water and let out a scream – there was Something burning in between. My wife came running in when she heard my cry. Then I heard her say to my surprise OH MY GOODNESS, OH MY SOUL, I NEVER SAW A BUTT WITH A RED A—HOLE. (Ha ha – we need comedy in our lives)