Humor #5

YOUNG-OLD-LADY I saw this ad in the paper and I was intrigued by it Because it said: young-old-lady So I got in touch with her! She said: “I am young in heart but old in body” But my sex drive is still quite hardy. So I put her to the test and she outdid all the rest. You see: I was a young woman of the night Until I got into a fight. She was twice my size- and messed up both my eyes So it became hard for me to see, so I did things naturally. My hands would pull down their pants in a hurry Because my vision was quite blurry. Then I got to be known as the universal queen Because I had (Russian) rushing hands and (roman) Roaming fingers and their pleasures would forever linger. So now, I am older and have to advertise To get more clients down the line. You‘ve just been added to my clients list So pay the money and do not get pissed.