A Love Rat

I love the wildcats I love their wild bedroom combats The truth is I am a love rat I like to talk the sweet love chat Flattery and chitchat is my lyrical loving format I love them slim, I love them fat I love them round, I love them flat The truth is I am a love rat Even the hornies that don't take a bath I will still bow down and take off my hat I know by heart the path To the many wishes of a ladies heart But I crawl in and out of my holes With a lusty wandering heartless soul So allow me to fly you to the higest pole I give tit for tat I could reward you with a lovely pat You see loving a woman is a form of art Take your time or right from the start You will get slapped or spat at Some call me a smooth talker Some call me a love stalker I can be your house or tomcat I can be your relishing doormat I am a love rat And that is that I'll make your heart drum beat by beat I'll fondle you and care for you bit by bit And when you my lovely baby flower fades Paddle away I shall & farewell I will bade 2010 - Sylvia Chidi