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Hats raised and Hats flat Her fine hair plaits are concealed by a vicious hat Disguising her individuality as a luxurious wildcat She can pass as a republican or a democrat I am talking about the famous Ascot races like a brat, Where it is about the hats and the yearly copycats Here! No one wants to be the first hat to depart Gosh! I'm feeling quite hot, where is my thermostat? Hats raised and Hats flats In the Ascot races where hats race against hats Look who is talking! There are the stalking rats? These fashionable hats are in actual combat Every year the ladies fight and it is tit for tat And there are thousands of hats to poke at Everyone here wants to pose as an Aristocrat Men and Women brandish magnificent hats. Hats Hats Hats Cowboy hats, Xmas hats and Weirdo hats My fashion sense is a thing I have to work at Hats made of thick black leather Hats designed with odd dark feathers Hats raised and Hats flats All these lovely ladies want to chat Young, tall, old, short, thin and fat All these hats are works of fashion art? And who says Donald is a pussycat? His hair stands out like a blonde chick's hat And I have just witnessed an unusual Ass hat! Hats Hats Hats I bow my hat and take off my hat A keyboard hat A horse winged hat An airplane hat An English breakfast hat A Barbie doll hat This excessive fashion springs from the deepest of heart For this I am willing to pay my fair share of income VAT Hats Hats Hats Alien hats, Witch and Wizard hats The fashion stakes are high for a start Hats that make the cheeks partly blush Hats in shades of all colours that rush Hats raised and Hats flats Animal, Historic and Birthday hats Xmas hats and International hats These hats serve well like an a la carte Some designs are far from a little abstract Imagine a house hat - Who really wears that? And some hats make all the ladies walk smart Stimulating me to dream of my own sweetheart Hats Hats Hats Oh! What a thwart to blow such a fart! Or do hats really give off odour like that? Yes! Yes! One hat can give out such a fart And that is the buttock-ass-buttock hat! The Ascot race ground is a hats natural habitat! Where each and every hat can make a fresh start Hats Hats Hats Copyright 2016 Sylvia Chidi