I Have A Brother

I have a brother Perhaps from the same mother Perhaps from the same father Sometimes I wonder Sometimes I ponder Should I bother? To know him any further I have a brother Who obeys orders! A little less wilder Always coated in leather Carries me like a feather Compared to the others I have a brother Who is a spender! Always squanders Roars away in thunder At his own careless blunders I have a brother Who I gather Refuses to climb the ladder Whilst he lives with a partner Though he loves a good flatter Stop father! Stop mother! One, two, three and four Who needs another?