I Love My Work

I love my work I love my work I form relationships like a rock When gossips leaks Guys take off sick But I always know whose ass to lick I love my work I love to talk Always twiddling with words Before I speak them out loud I talk about office politics For I am strong not weak I talk about friends And what wedding to attend I talk about Love, sex and religion Our staffs always listen with great attention My boss likes to dish out orders As a Manager I belt it out even further I delegate, instigate, then I wait For positive results Without a fault Some moments are hilarious While others are monstrous There is always constant pressure Though I take time out for leisure Right now we have propaganda Due to my personal agenda I am jiggling and jogging my options Thinking of avoiding being caught for corruption Alarm bells are ringing People are seeing I need to cascade the blame I’m sure I will find a scapegoat to frame I make loads of mistakes Someone else always gets the blame It’s always the same I say listen to me I’m your boss Accept your loss That’s why I love my work © Sylvia Chidi- 17 October 2005