My Curriculum Vitae

My Curriculum Vitae Its three pages long Words are laid out like a song Your organisation is where I should belong I know my contact address Does not make sense This is only because I am homeless That’s why my hair is always a mess I may look like a thug But I’m totally harmless Do not despair I can co-ordinate Articulate, emancipate, and participate Forgive me but I have to state I have learnt all the sixty nine positions on how to mate I am totally confident Straight and not bent I am god’s gift To everyone When your staff see me in the lift They will say I am god sent With me you are always assured of fun My Curriculum Vitae is one I rewrote in May I just had to reemphasis my skills After so many rejections I suddenly realised I forgot to mention My personal education and qualification Hence I am in a jobless situation So let me tell you about my Knowledge and experience I know my latest music I also know the strategy of taking days off sick I can drink loads of any kind of beer And keep up with the latest fashion and underwear My best friends will give you my reference And tell you about my sexual preference I am also flexible You can ring me any time out of the blue That’s nothing new Hopefully my Curriculum Vitae should now secure me an interview Copyright 2005 - Sylvia Chidi