Yes I Am Fat

Yes I am fat Yes I am fat And I love my hats Sometimes I wish my hair was wrapped in a plat I got two Siamese cats and I always dress smart But let me put this right from the start Yes I am fat But O! No, I am not a tart This is a message for all you love rats I may crave once in a while for brown chocolat But I do I have appreciation for the finer art Sometimes I let out a big fat fart Sometimes I have a full shopping cart Yes I am fat But O! No, I am not a tart I have a big bum - I got curve infinity I have big breasts - I got breast immunity Though my bum is round and never flat I got the purest of dignity all you love rats Yes I am fat Yes I am fat Sometimes I get scorned or made fun at But you need to check out my stats I am intelligent, respectful and not a brat I go to work and pay my dutiful vat So do you want a chit chat? Or do you want to take out your baseball bat You see I can engage in any immortal combat, on any wrestling mat and come out without taking a scat Yes I am fat But O! No, I am not a tart So many have looked and spat As if I smell and don't take a bath I was born fat And such is that Respect me and I give tit for tat Please don't make jest at I do like when I get winked at You see, even the fat have a heart At times I feel pain as if I have been pierced with a dart Yes I am fat I have to plot my own life chart And accept myself until death does me apart By telling me when it is time to depart Yes I am fat Yes I am fat But O! No, I am not a tart