Come Bull And Hit Me

Come Bull and hit me, every problem comes to me first, I must have some kind of magnet, that attracts problems with an explosion. I can't catch a break, I'm always first in line, If there's a disaster or a mistake, I'm always there. Come on Bull, give it your best shot, I'll just laugh and take the hit, for I've got a secret weapon, my sense of humor, that never quits no matter what the cause may be, I'll take it with a funny grin, for there's never a dull moment, when problems are my closest kin. When life gives me lemons, I'll make some lemonade, with a little bit of sugar, my problems will all fade I thank you for choosing me, to be your problem magnet, I'll take it all in stride, and still find a way to grin and let so come Bull and hit me.