Eunice Was

Eunice was a good old-fashioned woman in a modern age who easily might have taught BF Skinner and social media influencers some taut basic lessons She knew that the human mind worked in a way that taking in the slimmest slice of evidence it would construct not merely a story but an entire history So one day when her young vegetable-loathing son looked down at his plate and saw Brussels sprouts only to ask 'What's that? ' She hesitated just for a second before explaining 'Well, they look like giant green, round jelly beans.'