Ingleesh Ees A Phunny Langwaje: A Humorous Look

Eye no knot y eye right this weigh or if it makes cents two ewe, its just the weigh eye learned it all, was it the same whey fore ewe? Eye was taut their were sum burdens, Inn hour language wee must bare. Eye struggle when righting English four ewe all to reed and share. Sum daze, eye can bee all confused, sew, its off in space eye stair. Eye knead to no witch sew is sow, can eye get sum knowledge sum wear? It started when eye was younger and hour family quite paw, wee did odd jobs to urn the doe instead of braking the lore. But the words have maid me crazy, eye no knot what eye should do. English has scent my head spinning Is it the same weigh four ewe? (Not an original work...just thought taken from sources)