A Quaint Western Town

It’s a quaint little ‘ole western town With country in its soul There’s an old fashioned barber shop Along with a barber pole You’ll find a place to spend the night A bunkhouse is where to stay A town with country flavor A great place to shop and play You might want to soak yourself In a charming rustic tub Just lay right back and take your time And possibly even scrub You just have to meet Asparagus Bob He’s quite a handsome dude One look at this bearded guy And you’ll be in a country mood The Old West is what it’s all about Hop in your car or take a bus You’ve just gotta come and visit The Rockin’ L & H Asparagus!