He Was Walkin’ Down The Street...

I saw him walkin’ down the street one day He had a smile and twinkle in his eye And where he was going I cannot say But he was handsome and sexy... oh my I turned around and saw where he went Watched him duck into the grocery store Well, suddenly I needed more milk but I forgot What I wanted once I went through the door I grabbed a cart, had to look like a shopper I looked all around and down a couple isles No sign of this guy with a twinkle in his eye And a handsome face with adorable smile I opened my purse and grabbed a mirror Squinted and also grabbed a lipstick Tried to remember if I’d done my best For a glamour gal was the image to get Smeared hot pink across my puckered mouth Patted my hair quickly just in case And put a smile as charming as could be Right across my expectant face At this point I was so very sure My life had taken an exciting turn The smile he’d sent me was truly One that made my ‘older’ face burn But around a bend of cans and such I’ll tell you, I had the shock of my life For with seven kids gathered ‘round him He was kissing his very pregnant wife!