The Perfect Burger

If you’re looking for a burger That is just the perfect size Cooked with grilled perfection You are in for a big surprise ‘Cause I can tell you exactly Where you need to go to find A scrumptious tasty burger That will haunt your hungry mind The condiments are just enough To add to the grill-smoked flavor A burger not dried out at all And one you can truly savor It’s juicy and it’s delicious With a pickle and some fries A bubbly fizzy soft-drink To bring tears to your eyes Just go and see Delbert now He’ll pop a burger on the grill You’ll be so glad you were there For your tummy you’ll surely fill!