The Wal Mart Foot

I drove to Wal mart the other day When I parked and got right out A woman with a little girl Began to cry and shout “There’s a foot hanging out Of a car right over there, ” She pointed nearly hysterical So of course I began to stare My husband started to walk away When I grabbed his arm and said “Don’t leave now, look over there Looks like somebody’s dead” “It’s not real, ” he said with a glance The woman’s cell phone was at her ear “Oh yes it is, she said emphatically “It is exactly what I feared” My husband, brave as he can be Walked over and grabbed right on “See, it’s just a rubber foot” He reached for the lady’s cell phone “Lady, It’s not an emergency, ” He said right in the phone to 911 'It’s a rubber foot this lady saw, ' And handed her back the phone I know that there are many times We don’t see what we think you see But when I looked at the hole in that car It looked like a foot jutting out to me!