Confessions Of A Dead Cat

I'm a realist I'm not a pessimist I had nine lives now I've none at all I'm the only cat to fall off a wall and not land on all fours. I'm a realist I'm not a pessimist I had nine lives now I've none at all I'm the only cat to-get-gingivitis even before I could-hairball. I'm a realist I'm not a pessimist I had nine lives now I've none at all I'm the only cat cat in a hat to get fired from a cannon like a cannonball. I'm a realist I'm not a pessimist I had nine lives now I've none at all I'm the only cat the owl and the pussycat who went overboard down a waterfall? I'm a realist I'm not a pessimist I had nine lives Now I've none at all I'm the only cat Who went Christmas Shopping? Stampeded, crushed at the shopping mall. I'm a realist I'm not a pessimist I had nine lives now I've none at all I'm the only cat who sat in the jaws of a crocodile? To be eaten by another dinosaur. I'm a realist I'm not a pessimist I had nine lives now I've none at all I'm the only cat that can't find love, sing a note and yet they still say I'm a troubadour. I'm a realist I'm not a pessimist I had nine lives now I've none at all I'm the only cat to climb the bough of a tree and fall from a fell sycamore. I'm a realist I'm not a pessimist I had nine lives now I've none at all I'm the only cat who drank neat salt water by osmosis and-thereafter-visit the seafloor.