Leda Is Irresistible

Like Zeus men in the form of a swan, Want desperately to seduce Leda? Whose hair is as black as a peppercorn? 'Oh, did I hear she arrived here on a unicorn? ' 'Oh, you thought they were all dead or just mythical.' No there as real, as she is, irresistible 'Leda is irresistible It's everything else that's fictional.' Like Zeus men in the form of a swan, Want desperately to seduce Leda? Only she's more heavenly than a dove When we see her floating on the screen On the stage, we all simply envisage Instantly dreaming we've fallen in love. 'Leda is irresistible It's everything else that's fictional.' Like Zeus men in the form of a swan, Want desperately to seduce Leda? She's fashioned, in white satin petticoats Nothing about her is ever leaden She is angelic, a musical note, blokes, Men fall at her feet, she is, is perfection. 'Leda is irresistible It's everything else that's fictional.' Like Zeus men in the form of a swan, Want desperately to seduce Leda? Once they've seen her, the only cure after Is then to have an everlasting bout of amnesia? Once that happens they can pray forever hereafter And dream they too danced with Leda. Found a way through her petticoats too Believing all dreams can come true. Fly like Zeus this Christmas in their dreams Leda is melting; her petticoats are falling apart at the seams. And they for the first time undressed their dream bride Had their one, true encounter, that can't be, denied. With irresistible Leda Leda is irresistible It's everything else that's fictional It's everything else that's fictional It's everything else that's fictional Apart from Leda on the screen She isn't fictional, she's, just a dream.