Misplaced Ego!

I am a writer; if I sell a word or not And if you people are my readers Then I must be, hot to trot? I'll make - paper out of these cedars. And, lay waste to a rainforest. My carbon footprint will be? Ginormous, just-you-wait & see. I'll be so damn monumental- They'll commission a dozen or so, Bronze life-size sculptures of me I'll be as famous as Muhammad Ali. Do the quotes, shuffled-like he did on T.V You know fellow readers, I'm going Global faster than internet cable I'll be more read than Shakespeare I'll marry a senorita, bedded in a stable. I'll make all the coverage world-news Simply by enjoying and sharing my muse. Sorry I just can't put it any other way So don't steal my thunder I'm-here-to stay.