Pets Do The Funniest Things

Pets do the funniest things As do their owners with their pets Pets do the craziest things As do pet owners at their pet's vets. Our neighbours once kept a duck They walked it on a lead Their tortoise had us all thunderstruck When I found it in a lane muddied. 3yrs missing was we dumbstruck. Once as a farmhand Twenty, heifers' climbed into a hayloft Twenty feet high aloft In the air and me, I was their cowhand. And on Facebook bemused I watched a dog riding a bike Then another in a photo oozed- Confidence as a pillion-passenger I guess that driver could have been confused For being that dog's road manager. But like I said: Pets do the funniest things As do their owners with their pets Pets do the craziest things As do pet owners at their pet's vets.