You're My Stalker…

Can I send you a marriage proposal? I'm just the missing piece of the jigsaw that'll complete your near perfection least let us try, you should accept my proposal? Well, No! Just who do you think you are? "Please, " I've been following you from afar... you, you mean you're my stalker my telephone caller, no talking, heavy breather "I'm sorry" but since we were seated on that plane -together, I've carried this torch this flame for what has felt, like forever. At least let us try, do you accept my proposal? "No dear man, pigs can fly, I would rather die."