Ever Had A Nine-Course Meal?

Ever had a nine-course meal to set you on your way? Perhaps to start, a glass of wine aside a cheese soufflé. The second dish could be of fish, so how about Paella? Check with Chef to see it's cooked – you don't want salmonella! Now for the third we'll hot it up with spicy beef kebab – You know we wouldn't want the feast to feel a little drab! Before the fourth, you'll need a lager – taken from the keg. And in this cooling interlude, enjoy a chocolate egg Before the launch of number five: a roaring Indian curry – And since our table's near the loo, you'll have no need to worry! But now to take the heavy stuff: a whopping great lasagna; However, this is rather special – a recipe from Romania! Risotto makes the seventh course with red Italian wine, Then you'll benefit from dessert, with chocolate mousse divine! Oh - and afterwards a stretcher as we serve course number nine! Copyright © Mark R Slaughter 2009