I Have Antidisestablishmentarianism

Antidisestablishmentarianism: The longest word I know. It’s great for all the parties - I use it just for show! If I could only understand The meaning of the word, I’d come across more academic - Rather than absurd… ‘Have you seen my Antidisestablishmentarianism? It’s quite the largest one – I’ll show it to you if you like, So long as you don’t run.’ Or… ‘Last night we had for dinner Antidisestablishmentarianism. You should try it soon: It’s all the rage with veggies - It’s really quite a boon.’ Or even… We took the cat down to the vet: Antidisestablishmentarianism Was diagnosed. It’s very rare - we’re very proud - But hopefully not exposed! Unfortunately… One night I went and blew it - I was chatting up a chick: ‘Have you ever tried Antidisestablishmentarianism? ’ I asked… Her face turned red with anger And she kneed me in the d**k! Later at the party when asked ‘Why that funny walk? ’ I grimaced as I told them I have Antidisestablishmentarianism. Boy that made them talk! Copyright © Mark R Slaughter 2009 All rights reserved