Man's Tipple

A little splash of evil, A squirt or two of ire, I'll stir it in before I add – Now this you will admire: A mighty slug of villainy, A slosh of immorality, A pint or two of tyranny, A dash of criminality, A gram or so of sin, A sneaky Mickey Finn, A little mix before the fix – If you could see my grin! But oh forgetful me – How vacant could I be? I need to add licentiousness With hint of lechery! And then of course seduction, A barrel of corruption – I'm nearly done with all this fun – Just acts of reproduction: All unprotected; cross-infected – Disease that spread 'cos you neglected Just to get those sores inspected, Leaving you to feel dejected. And then to sprinkle on disgust, A powdering of deep mistrust, Little grains of wanton lust, Then ram it home with phallic thrust. There, my drink to keep him going All the way to culmination: Got to keep his weakness growing Till his great abomination… I give you Man's tipple! Copyright © Mark R Slaughter 2009