Rules For A Marriage

Look, I'm quite happy As an introverted, sloppy, Creative, easygoing, poor, Overweight, insecure misfit! I don't need your anal, Obsessive, ultra-organized, Critical nitpicking! I like it in my little hole. Except that I need you To come when I call you And comfort me, Relieve my loneliness, Laugh at my jokes, Share a little affection. But watch it! Don't say the wrong thing Or suggest my world Is anything but perfect. There may be a candy wrapper On the floor. You're not allowed To say it. Even if you trip Over that anvil while walking Over to kiss me, not a word! And if it doesn't smell so good in here To you with your supersonic nose, This is my hole, I'll do what I want With my time and my space! Observe these few little rules And we'll get along just fine!