Once A Classic

CLASSIFIED AS A CLASSIC.......by a great poet Okay I accept your challenge next one will be on a house wife one who is ever nagging, at 55, most of the while. your tummy is so big 'tis like you were in ninth month your beard so shabby your shave a rapscallion gosh smelling foul yellow teeth use some sweetened toothpaste wow your nose you pick like a chameleon what errors did I make when I gave unto you, youthful mistake all gals make I vow never to marry you, if I return your way again so get out of my sight give me your purse divorce I shan't give you nothing could be worse I shall deny you myself that'll be the best help you dare a woman man now get lost else the judge misery does so lavishly reward ...